As I write this, Alecia's sleeping on the couch, Maddie's napping in her crib (after a long fight), Sindri's at the groomer getting his hair cut, Astrid's on the back porch, sleeping under the table, and Mallory's on the futon next to me. For the first time in weeks, we have no workers in our house, tearing up flooring of installing cabinets. (Our kitchen remodel has been the project from Hell, but I'd rather not talk about it right now. I need time to cool off.) For the first time in forever, it's quiet at our house. I could take a nap, myself, but I figured it was about time to do something with this site, so here I am.
Anyway...
This weekend, Alecia and I took Maddie to the freakshow. Er, I mean The Georgia Renaissance Festival.
Actually, the Renfest is a fairly impressive event. Instead of having a "county fair" environment, the entire site is a permanent village. There are a few tents, but for the most part the buildings are sturdy, full-sized buildings that are up the entire year. And the area of the event is similar to a full-sized amusement park. Alecia and I spent all of Saturday walking around, and still felt like we hadn't seen it all.
The best part of the Renfest, of course, is the food. They serve the typical beer and hot dogs, of course, but they also have dozens of medieval-themed dishes, as well. Our favorite is the traditional roasted turkey leg (you know, the dish that makes you feel like a Viking when you eat it). We're also big fans of the "macaroni and cheese on a stick." I'm not sure how this fits the theme, but apparently putting anything on a stick makes it medieval. Thus, the deep fried Snickers bars on a stick, the Polish sausage on a stick, the steak on a stick, the frozen bananas on a stick, and even the corn dogs...on a stick. Corn dogs on sticks? What will they think of next?
Every year, they add new rides and attractions. Last year, we spent most of our time watching shows (Alecia was five months pregnant when we went, so we preferred sitting and laughing). But this year, we participated a little more. Alecia did the "War Catapult," which was probably as fun for me to watch as it was for her to do. For the War Catapult, they strap you into a harness with rubber bands on each side of your waist. Then, they lift you up over a trampoline. The combination of the trampoline and the rubber bands is enough to send you about forty feet in the air. They encourage you to do flips while in the air, and Alecia wasn't about to shrink back from the challenge. She did a flip on just about every jump. Later, she told me that her fear of heights really kicked in on the first jump, and concentrating on the flips helped her forget how high she was. In other words, she flipped to avoid puking.
Maddie seemed to enjoy watching her mommy fly. Then again, Maddie seems to enjoy everything. The only thing she didn't like was the angry goose in the petting zoo. She and Alecia were inches away from a gigantic goose, who was leaning in to possibly nibble Maddie's feet. In an effort to get a good picture, I stepped closer to the group, thus freaking out the formerly placid fowl. He started honking this high-pitched honk that totally terrified Maddie. Alecia agreed that it was the first time we've ever seen her scared of anything like that.
Later, Maddie got her chance to pet a more mild-mannered bird when we stopped in to see Mother Goose. Mother Goose is a lady that literally keeps geese as housepets. They sleep in their owners' beds and walk around the house like the family dog. They wear diapers and sometimes, clothes. When you see them, you'll agree that they're very nice...if a bit loud. Maddie wasn't afraid of Mother Goose's geese, even after the angry one in the petting zoo. But she was so much more interested in Mother Goose, herself--perhaps because of her big hat--that she kept pushing the goose away and reaching for the lady.
The day was long and hot, but we had a ton of fun. It's a blast taking Maddie anywhere, because she always gets so much attention. It's almost weird sometimes, how whole groups of people will stare at her when we walk by. We think she's the most beautiful baby on Earth, of course, and sometimes, it feels like others think so, too. :) The only bad thing about taking Maddie to the Renfest yesterday was all of the hucksters trying to get us to buy fairy wings or flowery crowns for her. And we almost gave in to some of those people...after all, she looked so cute in the medieval gear. But we had to wonder, where would she wear that stuff after the Renfest? Of course, she'd probably be the envy of her playgroup in her fairy wings.
If you'd like to see some pics from this weekend, check out the "Renfest Weekend" link to the left. I'm trying to get away from using Snapfish (I don't like having to login to see pics), so I'm using a program called Web Album Generator. Let me know if the new format is better or worse than before. Oh, and there are a few pics in the Renfest Weekend folder that aren't really from this weekend. They were old pics we never took off of the video camera, so I figured I'd throw them in with the rest.
One last thing: The quote at the top-left of the page? It's randomized now. Click refresh, and you'll get a new one. I can hear the "ooohs" and "ahhhs." I can tell you're impressed.
--------